Definitions by Chigglywiggly

lmpo

Laughing my posterior off

The classy version of lmao

Robert: Oh Charles, I am just oozing money! I am so rich, it's funny!

Charles: Good show, Robert, good show! lmpo!

lmpo by ChigglyWiggly November 12, 2012

Winger 

The most hardcore heavy metal band of all-time, Winger is well-known as being 1000 times better than Metallica.

Trent: Hey Steve, look at this cool new Metallica CD I bought!

Steve: You idiot, Winger is better than that. I have all of their CDs.

Winger by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

monkey chomper 

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

monkey chomper by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

rusty trombone 

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

rusty trombone by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010

trollocaust 

Any instance of massive trolling, whether it be on a message board, or a chat room, or what have you. The trollacaust can include one person, 10 people, or a million people.

We went on this chat room and totally disrupted it...it was an epic trollocaust.

trollocaust by Chigglywiggly January 31, 2010

Meat loaf 

A culinary dish commonly made from ground beef pressed into a round or bread shaped dish, and cooked. It is often covered with various toppings, including ketchup and mustard. It may also contain bits of stuffing, such as that often found inside of Thanksgiving turkeys.

I want meat loaf for dinner, because it is a delicious meal.

Meat loaf by Chigglywiggly January 12, 2010

All by myself 

What one no longer wants to be, anymore.

Eric Carmen: All by myself. Don't wanna be alllll byyyy mysellllffff, any more.

All by myself by Chigglywiggly January 12, 2010