Chigglywiggly's definitions

biblical

The replacement for the word "epic." Epic got old. It got boring listening to people say "epic win!" and "epic fail!" So, it only makes sense to replace it with a new word, and the most appropriate word would be "biblical".

Bobby: I just pwnd that guy at World of Warcraft.

Andy: Biblical win!

Bobby Inorite?

Andy: That was some biblical pwnage!

by Chigglywiggly September 14, 2009

das whack

1. An ebonics term meaning "that is crazy, not right, nuts, or otherwise incorrect in some way."

2. Sometimes used in a flattering sense, sometimes meaning "that is very cool".

1. "Awwwww, shnap daw, fo rizzle. Yall lost da cash money? Das whack!"

Translation: "Oh no, friend, seriously. You lost the money? That's not right!"

2. "Woohoohoo! Yo rimz be pimpin! Mi shizzle, yo ride is off da hizook! Das whack!"

Translation: "Neato! The rims on your vehicle are swell. My friend, your vehicle is very impressive! It's superb!"

by Chigglywiggly March 25, 2007

miloboli

Some might think "miloboli" (plural: milobolies) is some strange, exotic disease. It is not.

Miloboli is the combination of the Greek terms for apple (milo) and throw (boli). Although the exact meaning of miloboli is unknown, there are some theories as to what it could mean:

1. It could be a sexual innuendo, although that is not entirely clear.

2. It could be a game played in some parts of Greece or other parts of the world.

3. One source says it could really be a fancified version of the English term "mile bowl", which might be a championship game or event in some sports.

1a. Did you see that chicks milobolies?
1b. We made some hot miloboli recently.

2. I got the apples, ready to play miloboli?

3. The track runners took part in the miloboli last weekend.

by Chigglywiggly March 25, 2007

Monroe Community College

A community college located in Monroe County, New York. Sometimes called MCC and 13th grade (by dissenters).

I went to Monroe Community College.

by ChigglyWiggly May 9, 2007

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

cow tipper

A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.

1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.

by ChigglyWiggly October 31, 2008

teh lulz

The reason why people try to be funny. They want teh lulz.

Bobby: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired? He stayed awake on the job.

Andy: lol lol lol

Billy: lol lol lol

Alex: lol lol lol

Bobby: Yay! I got teh lulz!

by Chigglywiggly September 11, 2009