Persons, typically of the female persuasion, that hang around boats, boat docks, or marinas, hoping to score with a Captain.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

a word that americans cannot pronounce properly.

a woman’s breasts as they bob up and down in the water, often serving as a man’s navigation mark for mooring

an ex-US Coast Guard person. Usually of the rotund variety...with a bell on their head.

A big, big mistake. Like sleepign with a fat girl.