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Persons, typically of the female persuasion, that hang around boats, boat docks, or marinas, hoping to score with a Captain.
Shannon had a reputation for being a buoy, and had nailed at least one Double Dolphin Captain, was always listening to blues music on the dock.
by ButtRface April 21, 2015
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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a woman’s breasts as they bob up and down in the water, often serving as a man’s navigation mark for mooring
As the water ripples gently set the buoys in motion, the men sighted salvation and roared, β€œAhoy!”
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by Professor_Z October 21, 2020
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an ex-US Coast Guard person. Usually of the rotund variety...with a bell on their head.
"Ding-Ding"...hey is that guy a buoy or what?
by potro dobuc January 14, 2004
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A big, big mistake. Like sleepign with a fat girl.
Sleeping with Linda was a big ol' BUOY.
by Motto March 04, 2004
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