Definitions by boatsmith

super pussy slow 

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.

I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.

super pussy slow by boatsmith September 3, 2018

urinahilation 

Destroying something by peeing on it

The snow was melted by urinahilation.
The dog killed the house plant via urinahilation.

urinahilation by boatsmith August 29, 2018

seatard 

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

seatard by boatsmith July 12, 2017