seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017

super pussy slow

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.

I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.

by boatsmith September 03, 2018

urinahilation

Destroying something by peeing on it

The snow was melted by urinahilation.
The dog killed the house plant via urinahilation.

by boatsmith August 29, 2018