Schlotz

When you go pp in girl vagina.

I schlotz in your mom hah lolz XD

by Your mother and your brother October 4, 2018

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

by de-pube July 20, 2021

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

schmoozel

the roll of fat on the inside of your knee, often being personified as crotchety Frenchmen.

Whoa! I can totally see her schmoozels in the that skirt!

That guy told me his schmoozels were named Jacques and Guillaume.

by Jeffatha February 28, 2009

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

Schmutzfest

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them

Enough with the schmutzfest already

by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022