Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

Starship Pooper by joseph blough April 15, 2022

poggers 

a word to describe excitement, joy, or to hype
usually used in really cool situations

friend: I just fucking punted a 3 year old child into a dumpster

me: poggers

poggers by marchichi January 15, 2021

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

Poggers 

A slang term used to describe something cool or awesome. Commonly used among Twitch streamers, gamers, and members of Gen-Z. Variations include 'Pog' and 'PogChamp'

Person 1: Wow! I got an A+ on my math test!
Person 2: That's poggers! / That's pog! / PogChamp!

Poggers by ChickenScrxtch82 January 3, 2021

Cooler Pooper 

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

Cooler Pooper by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

D.B. Pooper 

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

D.B. Pooper by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011