mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

MasturGayte

Steming from Masturbate , it means to Masturbate to something Gay ... Like Masturbating to gay porn or thinking of someone of the same sex , getting turned on then going to jack off .

Gay Masturbation .

John: Wow this gay sex tape is hot. Look at that nice big cock !
I think i am going to masturgayte.

by SmartGirl63 September 1, 2010

Masturbreathing

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing

"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"

by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012

masturboy

A child (Boy) who every single time you look at him is scratching his penis.
Or masturbating.

Man, that masturboy is ejaculating all over.

by !##&OWNZ January 14, 2009

masturarm

The arm that most men(and some women) have that is bigger than the other due to masturbation

Jack: Did you see Adam's arm, it's fucking huge.
John: Yeah bro, I think it's his masturarm

by MOOOOMOOOOMOOOO March 12, 2011

masturpray

The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.

I just masturprayed all over my sermon!

by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012