xfatkidcorex's definitions

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

masturpray

The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.

I just masturprayed all over my sermon!

by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012