masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017