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masturpray

The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.
I just masturprayed all over my sermon!
by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012
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Masturbaywatch

To watch the American lifeguard-inspired drama 'Baywatch' for the sole aim of masturbation
'So I was having a masturbaywatch to Pamela Anderson last night when, on the vinegar strokes, the camera panned to David Hasselhoff. As I understand, this now means that I must be a raging homosexual. Do you know where I can catch a matinee of 'Mamma Mia' and follow it up with some good old-fashioned sodomy so as to assimilate effectively with my newfound kin?'
by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
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Masturgram

When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.
Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
by datthott November 11, 2012
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masturpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
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Masturpause

When Masturbating, you stop for whatever reason and when you begin to do it again, you have no idea why you stopped in the first place.
Bro, I was thinkin about that chick we saw at the bar laset night and I had a Masturpause
by Doug Dipper January 29, 2008
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masterpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
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masturplace

The space or general vicinity in which one masturbates.
Timothy ordered a new massage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!
by John Snier October 6, 2010
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