masturpray
The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.
masturpray by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012
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Masturbaywatch
'So I was having a masturbaywatch to Pamela Anderson last night when, on the vinegar strokes, the camera panned to David Hasselhoff. As I understand, this now means that I must be a raging homosexual. Do you know where I can catch a matinee of 'Mamma Mia' and follow it up with some good old-fashioned sodomy so as to assimilate effectively with my newfound kin?'
Masturbaywatch by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
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Masturgram
When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.
Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Masturgram by datthott November 11, 2012
masturpraytion
1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
masturpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010
Masturpause
When Masturbating, you stop for whatever reason and when you begin to do it again, you have no idea why you stopped in the first place.
Masturpause by Doug Dipper January 29, 2008
masterpraytion
1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
masterpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010
masturplace
Timothy ordered a new massage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!
masturplace by John Snier October 6, 2010