When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.
by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011
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Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
by datthott November 11, 2012
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A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
House Party Scenario-
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
by J_Springer August 13, 2010
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by xaxaxa June 24, 2010
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Get the mastercrap mug.I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
by p mammen July 29, 2009
Get the masturcrastination mug.The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.
It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009
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