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Masturgram 

When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.
Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"
Masturgram by datthott November 11, 2012

Masturcrate 

A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.

It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
House Party Scenario-

Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.

Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.

Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Masturcrate by J_Springer August 13, 2010

masturrape 

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.
i masturrape my crush every night.
masturrape by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

mastercrap 

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.
"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."
mastercrap by star&sky May 5, 2009

masturcrastination

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
masturcrastination by p mammen July 29, 2009

Mastercrap 

The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.

It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.

Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.

Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
Mastercrap by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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