A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
by Loxi July 23, 2009
Get the sermon mug.When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
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Matthew chapters 5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
Get the Sermon on the Mount mug.When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
by paigeville October 22, 2009
Get the Sermon on the Mount mug.When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
Get the I didn't ask for a sermon mug.a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008
Get the ballgame sermon mug.Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."
Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
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