A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.
by neo100101 March 2, 2006
by pocketdotslotz February 22, 2010
by fredw March 6, 2006
Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
by skinny spartan April 2, 2011
Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.
by Ucrylic May 22, 2010
An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
by strong badian April 1, 2005
Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
by A Minnesotan January 4, 2019