sex tape

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

by neo100101 March 2, 2006

sex tape

reason why so many people are becoming famous without having any ounce of talent

hey if you want to become famous, just make a sex tape with a celebrity.

by pocketdotslotz February 22, 2010

sex tape

refer to the R.KELLY underage piss scandal or just watch dave chappele.

wow did you see r kelly sex tape when he pissed on that girl?

by fredw March 6, 2006

sex tape

Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.

1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.

by skinny spartan April 2, 2011

Sex tape

Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.

Did you guys catch the Paris Hilton sex tape?

by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian April 1, 2005

Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way

Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.

by Goozery February 27, 2019