crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Chronk

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.

Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.

by CatOnTheGrill March 6, 2014

Crank Cricket

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

by bigslam October 11, 2019

Chanksgiving

Eating Chinese food the Friday night after Thanksgiving.

Seth was turkeyed out and ready for Chanksgiving Friday.

On Black Friday Michelle and Jaimie shopped for bargains and then called Joe's Peking for Chanksgiving takeout.

by SwimStrong December 8, 2010

chankin'

very cold, pretty much baltic

its chankin' the day ya muppets

by sharon armstrong February 4, 2004

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008

Crankin

DC slang. Adjetive used to describe really good Go Go music.

Turn dat up. Dat joint crankin like shit.

or

Dat shit crank.

by DMVRepresenter July 22, 2009