2 definitions by bigslam

covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.

TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE

by bigslam June 3, 2017

Crank Cricket

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

by bigslam October 11, 2019