Chronk 

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.

Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.

Chronk by CatOnTheGrill March 6, 2014

Chronk 

Nickname of anyone named Christian.

Hey Chronk

Chronk by atatro1224 January 9, 2021

Chronk 

Describing weed as very good weed. Related to "chronic".

Yo Jaxon stays smoking that chronk

Chronk by _asap215 September 29, 2017

chonky coke

Words made by pit bull cause he cant ryme

Just like he cant ryme the word kodak

"Yo dude what does chonky coke mean"
"Idk man only pitbull knows"

chonky coke by Waggywooh October 13, 2019

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Chonky Coke

Chonky Coke is a special drink only pitbull is allowed to drink, it's origins and place of production are unknown.

Hey bro, you got any Chonky Coke?

Don't be stupid bro, we all know only pitbull is allowed to drink that.

Chonky Coke by Notsomeone'sname October 24, 2020

chronically online

Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.

Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.

chronically online by illwegal June 20, 2021

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006