chrank

sick (in Swiss German)

That vid is so geil, so chrank.

by pandalexicographer February 22, 2008

crankgameplays

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine

"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"

by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017

crankgameplays

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.

Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????

by for real bruh November 26, 2019

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

by rizzo111 September 7, 2017