baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

battered

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

by kippo May 23, 2003

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

Battersmash

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

by Yorreli June 25, 2012

battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018