battersea
This word comes from little England, where there is a place called Battersea Dogs Home. Used when one sees a dog-ugly girl.
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Battersea Park
To take the dick out before it happens
Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.
Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.
Battersea Park by Manuel G. R. December 9, 2008
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Battersea Slam Dunk
When you have a girl on her back with her legs over head, with her asshole gaped. You dip your ball sack into her welcoming hole.
Battersea Slam Dunk by Willymac December 5, 2024
Going To Battersea
Going To Battersea by Kittae2 December 10, 2009
Bantersauross
Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
Battersnatch
Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009
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