battersea

This word comes from little England, where there is a place called Battersea Dogs Home. Used when one sees a dog-ugly girl.
English Chav 1: Brair, check out that biatch over there! (forgets to breathe and asphyxiates)
English Chav 2: Yeah, blad! She's from Battersea!
by notachav January 19, 2006
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Going To Battersea

sneaking off for some midnight loving.
"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"
by Kittae2 December 10, 2009
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Battersea Park

To take the dick out before it happens

Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.
I shall be careful. I shall get off in Battersea Park.
by Manuel G. R. April 01, 2007
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Battersea Slam Dunk

When you have a girl on her back with her legs over head, with her asshole gaped. You dip your ball sack into her welcoming hole.
Yo dude, you shoulda seen this girl last night, let me hit her with the Battersea Slam Dunk
by Willymac December 06, 2024
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