battersea 

This word comes from little England, where there is a place called Battersea Dogs Home. Used when one sees a dog-ugly girl.

English Chav 1: Brair, check out that biatch over there! (forgets to breathe and asphyxiates)
English Chav 2: Yeah, blad! She's from Battersea!

battersea by notachav January 20, 2006

Battersea Park 

To take the dick out before it happens

Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.

I shall be careful. I shall get off in Battersea Park.

Battersea Park by Manuel G. R. December 9, 2008

Battersea Slam Dunk 

When you have a girl on her back with her legs over head, with her asshole gaped. You dip your ball sack into her welcoming hole.

Yo dude, you shoulda seen this girl last night, let me hit her with the Battersea Slam Dunk

Battersea Slam Dunk by Willymac December 5, 2024

Going To Battersea 

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

Going To Battersea by Kittae2 December 10, 2009

Bantersauross 

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Battersnatch 

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009