Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

strumpet

a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.

Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Strumpet

A term used to describe a woman who sleeps with more that one man.

That woman you see across the lobby is a rumored to be a strumpet.

by KillerX415 November 18, 2009

STRUMPETS

A younger group of girls (often referring to young high schoolers) that are constantly willing to bust down for older guys and are always frequenting older group's parties.

Those Sophomore strumpets thinks they're so cool for their holey jeans and for hooking up with those Senior guys.

by Huckleberry Finn Jr. December 2, 2007

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013