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derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.
Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch
Strumpf by franco dafont August 11, 2010
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Gronald Strumpf 

Gronald Strumpf is the president of the United States. He is easily characterized by his orange skin and ability to make half the country scream with one tweet.
With one tweet Gronald Strumpf can throw so much shit into the air, the media and left don't realize the other shit he's doing on the ground OR how orange he is!
Gronald Strumpf by SlurpaDurpa August 9, 2020
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scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up
Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?
scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.
scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

Strumpet 

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.
"Thou art a strumpet!"
Strumpet by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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