16 definition by Captain

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1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
by Captain August 03, 2003

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Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.
wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!
by CAPTAIN March 07, 2005

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A woman prostitute.
Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.
by Captain June 26, 2003

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A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.
My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.
by Captain June 26, 2003

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A virgin whore, a girl who is with a ton of different guys but doesn't sleep with any of them.
Tershia is a vhore
by Captain June 30, 2003

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A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.
Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*
by CAPTAIN February 23, 2005

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Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.
Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!
by Captain May 26, 2004

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