Strumpfler 

the act of getting a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Joey: "dude my girl gave me a strumpfler last night"
Alex: " no way did you sentry gun her in the face?"

Strumpfler by Jekkjekk June 1, 2010

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.

1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!

strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005

Shrumplerdump 

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

Shrumplerdump by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Scrumpler 

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

Scrumpler by frodolights January 18, 2007

Strumper 

A Man or Woman who has an obsessive desire in chasing many women/men.

You are such a dirty strumper!

Strumper by Griselda September 18, 2008