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skidmark

TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012
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Skidmarks

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!
by JackMeough November 19, 2012
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Skirmish

1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".
by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008
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skimboarding

Skimboarding is a sport similar to surfing which takes place near the shore. The skimboarder stands about twenty feet from the ocean with skimboard in hand and waits for a wave. When they see a wave they run towards it with their skimboard still in hand. Upon reaching the wet sand they drop the board and jump onto it as quickly as possible. Once on the board, the skimmer must remain as stable as possible and prepare to make the transition to the ocean. The skimmer then (hopefully) glides out into the ocean toward the oncoming wave, banks off of it, and rides it back into shore. There are many possibilities for riding the waves and this is where skimboarding gets really interesting.

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Wanna go skimboarding at the beach today? Hell yeah I do!
by BlitzTeddy August 7, 2005
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skimmie

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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skimp

to give smaller than the correct amount
fuckin bitch skimped me on that 8th, shit only weights 2.9 on the digi
by 187 October 26, 2003
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Skidmarketing

The marketing method to attract skids into honeypot operations just to troll
Yo James, lets run a skidmarketing campaign today, I am bored and need to get my dick wet.
by Fox with no fur November 3, 2018
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