schlonged

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

by demhatz April 2, 2016

schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

schlegeled

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie April 10, 2016