fondler 

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).

The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.

fondler by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006

fondler 

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.

all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.

fondler by zoey April 25, 2004

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

Fondler on the roof by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

pre-fondler 

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

pre-fondler by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

grundle fondler by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

schlong fondler by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

turd-fondler 

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

turd-fondler by Martin Burns April 27, 2006