Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.
by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009
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Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
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by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010
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by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010
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Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?
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Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?
Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!
Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?
Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?
Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.
Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
Men: randomly They took our jobs!
Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!
by Gooback August 1, 2004
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