The Pecker

A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.

"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."

by LemonSnider February 10, 2014

pecker

a dick. What more do you want me to say?
Also a person who pecks. Go figure.

I used my pecker to peck at my wife's vagina. I eventually fucked her good.

by Just saying the truth October 9, 2003

pecker

1. The penis.
2. The head of the penis.
3. A small penis.

by The wise one. October 14, 2003

pecker

Penis, if you don't know what a penis is you are to young to be on this site.

john can lick his own pecker, he should be an yoga instructor.

by Beesah the emperor of marijuana planet November 30, 2007

peckering

someone who is messing around or someone who is causing trouble.

Tim quit peckering around.

by zerousteve February 22, 2007

pecker

UK Usage...

this is one of those *funky* double entendres that I absolutely love... In the UK, pecker does not mean a dick. )It's used in the expression "keep your pecker up", which means "cheer up!"

"Keep your pecker up, dude! Everything's gonna be ok". In the US, I guess, that will mean "Get a hard on now, dude" (lol)

by Koocachoo August 10, 2004

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 5, 2004