Instatute

Talentless girls usually plastered with too much makeup who take selfie’s and nothing else on social media. .

Oh ook at me, I’ve got no talent. Give me some likes. - Bloody Instatute! Instatute is a work mix of Instagram and Prostitute

by Maverick 51 May 18, 2021

Instafluencer

One who influences social trends using social media platforms such as Instagram and tiktok.

Your generation is full of instafluencers

by TinyTC17 June 22, 2022

Instanut

Instanut (in-sta-nut) is the term used when someone or something is so aroused, usually by a person or situation that they would then instantaneously ejaculate or in other words "nut".

Example 1:

man 1- wow did you see Jessica's ass
man-2 - ya dude that was an instanut

Example 2:
That pornography was so hot that i instanuted

by PcProcrastinator May 26, 2018

Instashit

When some serious shit goes down instantly

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit

by Gootintag April 2, 2010

installusion

The illusion of a person looking much more attractive than they actually are in a picture, using instagram editing techniques

sally looked way hotter on instagram.. what an installusion

by the MK September 17, 2012

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011