instaslutty

adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.

"No, don't bother going to the Boba Room or 29Rooms. Those places are only instaslutty."

instaslutty by gemsun September 14, 2017

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Instaslut

A person that sells their body on Instagram for likes, fame, love, money, sponsorship or other material gain.

Did you see her in that bikini? Such an instaslut.

Instaslut by Dave2019 January 18, 2020

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instaslut

Someone who will follow thousands of strangers on Instagram just to get a couple hundred followers in return.

Bob: Why in the world would someone follow thousands of boring people on Instagram?
Joe: Dude, that's an instaslut. They will follow anyone.

instaslut by jakeurbandictionary March 2, 2014

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instaslut

a girl who immediately starts acting like a hoe wen they meet a guy who they have a rare obsessive craving over; i. e. hooking up with two craved guys at once / putting ur hand down his pants before even waving hello -- normally doesnt act like a hofosho

wow yo tessa acts like such an instaslut wenever she talks about jude law

instaslut by theczarofvodkania March 14, 2010

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Instaslut

what happens when you're around an insanely hot guy who has some combination of sexy traits; they often have a badass attitude. You know they're so wrong, but that makes it so right....you can't control yourself around them at all and BAM! instaslut. it's hard to explain but you'll know it when you feel it ;)

EX 1:
girl a: I saw Jude Law the other day!!!
girl b: omg and?
girl a: i talked to him. his accent and his body and his attitude....mmmm....I couldn't control myself!
girl b: that's the instaslut effect for you!

EX 2:
guy a: dude, my gf broke up with me.

guy b: aw man what happened
guy a: we were at this party and this douche started flirting with her....she went instaslut.

Instaslut by notahofosho March 14, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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