when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.
person1: yo man we need some tree
person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!
person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt
person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!
person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt
by da king of pain February 3, 2009
Get the instablunt mug.A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
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1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.
2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
Get the Instablast mug.adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.
by gemsun September 14, 2017
Get the instaslutty mug.A person that sells their body on Instagram for likes, fame, love, money, sponsorship or other material gain.
by Dave2019 January 18, 2020
Get the Instaslut mug.Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
Get the instabust mug.Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.
Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!
by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020
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