instablunt 

when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.

person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

instablunt by da king of pain February 3, 2009

Instacunt 

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

Instacunt by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

Instablast 

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016

instaslutty 

adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.

"No, don't bother going to the Boba Room or 29Rooms. Those places are only instaslutty."

instaslutty by gemsun September 14, 2017

Instaslut 

A person that sells their body on Instagram for likes, fame, love, money, sponsorship or other material gain.

Did you see her in that bikini? Such an instaslut.

Instaslut by Dave2019 January 18, 2020

instabust 

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.

Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

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*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!

instabust by SpicyKB October 20, 2007

Instacunt 

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

Instacunt by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020