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instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.
I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet
by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014
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Installshield

A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.
Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*
by CAPTAIN February 23, 2005
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Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.
Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
by donteatcows October 27, 2007
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Instacrush

When you find yourself thinking about, in love with or infatuated with someone you follow on Instagram that you may or may not know in real life.
Hey! You should follow back cutegirl123. She has an instacrush on you.
by seagreene May 15, 2014
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Instafluencer

Watch out! There were instafluencers everywhere!
by dog420 August 28, 2019
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Instafluencer

One who influences social trends using social media platforms such as Instagram and tiktok.
Your generation is full of instafluencers
by TinyTC17 June 22, 2022
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installusion

The illusion of a person looking much more attractive than they actually are in a picture, using instagram editing techniques
sally looked way hotter on instagram.. what an installusion
by the MK September 17, 2012
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