instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.

I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet

instaflush by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

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Installshield

A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.

Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*

Installshield by CAPTAIN February 23, 2005

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Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.

Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "

Instacrush by donteatcows October 27, 2007