Goffstown

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds

I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.

by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009

Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY)

someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.

"yo dammnn that guys a hugggge Geoff!

by G March 14, 2005

Geoff's Cup

Orginated from Room 435 of Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota in Fall of 2009. This game can be played in teams or free-for-all. A mug is placed approximately 10-15 feet from players. players get the same number of pingpong balls each round. players take turn shooting and trying to make it in the cup. If one makes a cup, the other two must drink a shot or an equivalent drink. if more than one make a shot, the remaining players must drink double. if a single player makes 2 balls in a round, the rest must drink 2 and etc with any more balls. if a ball bounces back to you, you may shoot the ball in hopes of making it. Defense of all kinds is allowed only when trying to pick up rebounded balls. The person who doesnt make the shot or the last person to touch his finger to his nose at the end of a round has to gather all the balls. ADD OWN RULES AT WILL.

Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents

hey man, it's thursday night, lets hit up some Geoff's Cup at the Rave!

by TheInventors December 1, 2009

goffstown highschool

A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.

It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.

Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.

Almost everyone holds a pocket knife in Goffstown highschool.

by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018

GOffeur

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Geoffery

Geoffery is a striking male who uses his charm and wits to woo any situation in his favor. He cares about those close to him and gives outstanding head. His appearance is gentle, yet dominant and he is known for smelling good.

He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.

He is a rare commodity to be cherished.

Emma: I NEED to get someone with amazing tongue game
Trina: I think you need a Geoffery!

by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020

Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022