gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

gloating

Gloating about your accomplishment to strangers is like painting a portrait and asking a blind man how it looks... No one cares.

I swear, whoever nicked my Microsoft office package is in big trouble. They have my word.

it told me to include the word (gloating)

by I smell a cunt July 11, 2016

gloat-meal

A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).

Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!

by Patrick G. July 20, 2008

gloatee

a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.

Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.

by spinseuss July 15, 2009

Gloated

A bloated goldfish

Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!

by B_dawg March 1, 2018

gloatzilla

Someone who gloats far too often.

Jose is such a gloatzilla. He brags about tiny accomplishments as if he just cured cancer.

by Downvoting Victim July 5, 2021

GLOAT

To brag about one's achievement's. Either it is his/her or their team.Even better when other peoples teams have failed and maybe even cheated miserably.

Fk you..I did leave enough room though to gloat about being in the Champions League Super 16...aayyyeee

by ShuggyBear December 8, 2012