dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

dicklick

one who licks dick

hey dicklick, whats up?

by ** June 26, 2003

dickleech

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.

1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!

by B. Keene August 11, 2009

dicklelickle

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)

That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦

by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

Dickslexick

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

dicklexia

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

by anonymous December 19, 2020

dicklestick

Penis.

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010