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cuntsplash

A person considered to be an asshole or very foolish, that is, a shumshulums
He is such a cuntsplash! Stop being a cuntsplash.
by V.B. N.S. B.R. September 24, 2013
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cuntslag

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.
1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
by smatikamatz December 12, 2006
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consuelafied

When you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady.
I came home yesterday to find my room completely consuelafied
by bloodydeadandhot October 11, 2011
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cuntslapped

when one bitch slaps anothers pussy so hard that she cries like a lil bitch sauce.
Alison cuntslapped my pussy so hard i had to go the hospital to find my clit.
by TheChicWhoWasCuntSlapped October 29, 2018
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cuntslaw

When you have a beard and a girl sits on your face and her pussy is super creamy causing your beard look like a nice thick coleslaw
Me: Whoa Roger! You need a shower, that bitch just made cuntslaw out of your beard!

Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
by Bucknasty14 February 9, 2019
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cuntslap

Two meanings for this word:
1) When you are slapped in your vagina.
2) Rachael...
*BANG* "oooh shit that girl just got cuntslapped" "bummer!"
"That Rachael with the fat thighs, she's such a cuntslap!!"
by dothemoonwalk June 20, 2007
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Cuntspeak

Cuntspeak (kuhnt-speek, kuhnt-speek)

When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.
I'm tired of all this cuntspeak.
by Not So Serious August 31, 2010
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