Cuntspeak 

Cuntspeak (kuhnt-speek, kuhnt-speek)

When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.

I'm tired of all this cuntspeak.

Cuntspeak by Not So Serious August 31, 2010

cuntsplain 

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.

“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”

cuntsplain by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.

Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me

cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

Catspeak by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

Chatspeak 

Chatspeak, aka netspeak. This is a form of speech in which one shortens words and replaces the letter "s" with the letter "z" in an effort to save time and look cool. Chatspeakers also rarely use capitalization or correct punctuation.

Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.

Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'

Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz

Et cetera.

hi im a grrl how r u??? ok so dont talk 2 me i dont care!!!

Chatspeak by truthfulone November 28, 2003

chatspeak 

A disgrace to the English language.

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone

chatspeak by Shadow June 6, 2004

Cuntspeare 

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry

Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare

Cuntspeare by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020