Cuntspeak (kuhnt-speek, kuhnt-speek)
When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.
When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.
I'm tired of all this cuntspeak.
by Not So Serious August 31, 2010
Get the Cuntspeak mug.The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.
Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.
Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.
“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”
by acearce June 20, 2016
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Cunt speak
• Cuntspeare
• Chatspeak
• cuntsplain
• Catspeak
• cuntsmear
• cuntsplaining
• cuntsplash
• cuntspray
• Conspeaker
by Notagoy December 17, 2016
Get the cuntsplaining mug.Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.
Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.
Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.
by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007
Get the Catspeak mug.Chatspeak, aka netspeak. This is a form of speech in which one shortens words and replaces the letter "s" with the letter "z" in an effort to save time and look cool. Chatspeakers also rarely use capitalization or correct punctuation.
Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.
Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'
Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz
Et cetera.
Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.
Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'
Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz
Et cetera.
by truthfulone November 28, 2003
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