Beautarded

etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.

wow, that waitress is really beautarded!

by vtbobm August 31, 2010

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

beardtan

The fandom of BTS's april fools prank for BTS. They posted pictures with pictures of BTS photoshopped with beards on them.

"Beardtan is still very handsome!"

by BANGTAIL SONE YOU DONE June 3, 2018

Bandtard

/noun/

A person who is so absorbed in band (middle school band, high school band, drum corps, brass ensemble, etc.) that they spend more than 10 hours playing their instrument a week.

They are often in the honors group or play first part a lot. They also stress about not having enough time for other aspects of life when it is actually their fault for being so involved in the activity.

Person 1: Dude wtf, it is literally mid-terms week and there are rehearsals every morning for this concert, couldn't they have moved it back a week?

Person 2: Do you have to do it?

Person 1: Well technically, its optional bu-

Person 2: Shut up, bandtard

by Bruhseh Onjah December 13, 2019

Bearnard

A guy named bernard who thinks hes a bear and acts like he would beat the fuck out of anyone but in reality he would get his teeth kicked in

Bearnard, for the last time, you are not a bear, you sound like an idiot

by Guacamole Fart July 31, 2020

beadtard

when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don't.

Suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from Africa that needs to be repaired. She says, "I would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after I had my friend, Christina, who's a bead expert, restring it for me."
Apparently, Christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings...
Normal beaders would use findings. This is why the necklace keeps coming apart...
Christina is a beadtard.

by Crystal D January 18, 2008

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005