Barstardhole 

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

Barstardhole by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bastardhole 

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.

"Look, I didn't touch your minging girlfriend's tits you fucking Bastardhole!"

bastardhole by The Dee September 16, 2005