Bandtard 

/noun/

A person who is so absorbed in band (middle school band, high school band, drum corps, brass ensemble, etc.) that they spend more than 10 hours playing their instrument a week.

They are often in the honors group or play first part a lot. They also stress about not having enough time for other aspects of life when it is actually their fault for being so involved in the activity.

Person 1: Dude wtf, it is literally mid-terms week and there are rehearsals every morning for this concert, couldn't they have moved it back a week?

Person 2: Do you have to do it?

Person 1: Well technically, its optional bu-

Person 2: Shut up, bandtard

Bandtard by Bruhseh Onjah December 13, 2019

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

Banktards by Btard hater June 22, 2010

Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

Badtard by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

Bantard

Someone who has been banned from the runescapecommunity forums.

Cheeseisgod is a bantard

Bantard by stupididioticgoddamthing October 10, 2005

Bandtaring

When promoters talk up a big game to get artists to play for free, when actually they plan on using the profits of the show for their own gain and offer absolutely nothing in return for the artists. See: Bait and Switch

The Promoter said we'd be direct support for a national act when pitching us the gig. But he was just bandtaring. He failed to secure the national act and replaced them with more shitty local bands, charged a cover, and split none of it with the bands. He calls it a "festival" - said it would be good for "exposure".

Bandtaring by fez001 September 4, 2014

Badtards 

When you are a miserable bastards but also retarded.

Hey did you know Fabiola is miserable... she's also retarded... fucken badtards

Badtards by skifo January 3, 2022

Badtard

Badtard is used to describe someone who does bad things and is also a retard, therfore you call him/her badtard.

The badtard ran over my dog and he kept on driving

Badtard by Victoria Green June 27, 2025