To act foolish and jumble your words and actions around a totally hot and stunning girl. Instead of impressing her you most likely convey yourself as a dork.
I went to talk to K-girl with a well thought plan of attack, but made a dork of myself when I started stammering. What a mess.
by Nightraider November 14, 2007
To speak or utter with sudden involuntary pauses and repetitions of initial letters. this mainly occurs with people who generally talk fast and they are known to be short tempered. Most times, stammering develops from childhood.
by Qachosky May 21, 2014
A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.
Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.
by Clayterman July 30, 2008
by Iyellfore February 16, 2014
Music genre characterized by the repetitive use of consonants, syllables or words in song lyrics. Despite its obscure origin, this style of music can greatly contribute to the commercial success of the artist and is a leading cause of Ear Worm syndrome. Critics speculate that embracing the genre and using her childhood speech impediment to her advantage would have been a boon to singer, song-writer Carly Simon's career. In the late 200s, Lady Gaga has been credited with bringing Stammer Pop into the mainstream with her break out single "J-J-Just Dance".
That song Poker Face is fuh-fuh-fuh fucking annoying. I wish Obama would put a Federal ban on Stammer Pop once and for all!.
by willdana June 14, 2010
Music genre characterized by the repetitive use of consonants, syllables or words in song lyrics. Despite its obscure origin, this style of music can greatly contribute to the commercial success of the artist and is a leading cause of Ear Worm syndrome. Critics speculate that embracing the genre and using her childhood speech impediment to her advantage would have been a boon to singer, song-writer Carly Simon's career. In the late 2000s, Lady Gaga has been credited with bringing Stammer Pop into the mainstream with her break out single "J-J-Just Dance".
That song Poker Face is fuh-fuh-fuh fucking annoying. I wish Obama would put a Federal ban on Stammer Pop once and for all!
by willdana June 14, 2010
by noixz January 14, 2009