crunchyroll and dissapoint your parents

An innuendo for sex, created by the youtuber Jacksfilms It's a different way to say Netflix and Chill and not have parents be suspicious of actions.

Zack: "Hey babe, you wanna Crunchyroll and Dissapoint your parents?
Grace: "Certainly! I love to watch Anime"
Parents: "These damn kids these days"
Zack: "Come on! I've got a great episode of boku no pico to watch with you!"

by Sandman2155 May 30, 2016

Parents

The people who made you, who stuck with you through puberty, dealt with your lazy ass skipping school, stopped you from being a crack head. And will love you till the end of your days.

Joey: "Hey Mom, Hey Dad, I just lost all my money to a drug dealer."
Mom: "Does this mean that you'll be staying with us for a while."
Joey: "I guess..........."
Dad: "I guess that could be arranged."
Joey: "Thanks Dad, you guys are great parents."

by Special Opinion May 23, 2015

parentals

A term used to describe parents, after you have committed an act of insolence

"What happend after you showed them your report card"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"

by MissDimplz January 24, 2005

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012

Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.

Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

by Dr. Steve Gates August 26, 2017

Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

"Mah Parents" Kid

A neo-generation of white people (male and female) 13-28 who wear flat-billed hats, diamond stud earrings, baggy and sagging pants, and cut off tanktops. Their definition is coined by their common and excessive complaining about their parents whom are likely trying to help them. They can be seen listening to Mac Miller, Asher Roth, MGK, Drake, Lil' Wayne, and the like. They're frequent marijuana users and also likely smoke. Often seen in Pontiac Grand Ams/ Grand Prixs from the years 1997 to 2008, The typical "Mah Parents" Kid has likely replaced the stock speakers with an aftermarket JBL sound kit that their parents bought for them.

Logan: Hey man did you see that "Mah Parents" Kid in there?

Cody: Yeah he was buying the new Wiz Kahlifa album with the money his parents gave him to pay for lunch.

Logan: Yeah sounds about right.

by LogiBogy December 18, 2012