Jacob

kindest guy you will ever meet, super romantic, always makes you laugh even when you don't want to smile, will always take your side, super persuasive.
Jacob makes you feel like your important and he cares about you, super fun to be around and the reson that you go to the party.
he is that hot guy that everyone is in love with. Jacob is really friendly, so from time to time you get jealous, but he always makes it up too you, he always will put you first.
Jacob is flirtatious, but gets over girls quickly..

Sarah: Sorry, I can't tonight going to Jacob's
Kelsey: awe, jealous I wish I was bestie with him:(
Sarah:Haha, he is friends with everyone

Person 1: Damn Jacob is hott
person 2: I know so jealous of his girlfriend(;

by ALLTHEMBABES(: November 30, 2016

Jacob's plow

When having sex with a girl (or guy) doggy style, picking your partner up by the legs and shoving their face into the floor.

Karen was enjoying the sex until the unexpected Jacob's Plow at the end.

by Andrew C.H. February 10, 2007

Marc Jacobs

The hottest designer ever! yes his clothes are highly expensive but they are the best of quality! also his bags are hottass! and shoes are beyond believable how sexxy they are... i dont know what i would do without Marc. his cheaper line is marc by marc jacobs which is still very expensive but the pieces are sold worldwide and are not as exclusive as the marc jacobs runway pieces. all in all marc is amazing!

check out my hot new marc jacobs flats they match the ruffled skirt i have and the dolce jacket...it would make the hottest outfit

by MARC_JACOBSBABE! December 23, 2004

National fuck Jacob day

June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day

Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob

by 3XTREMEY BOI July 20, 2018

Jacob

This guy is different, he's very intelligent and smart but lazy, he's the fruity guy in the bunch, he knows that some girls find him cute and he knows it,. He's very straitfoward, if you want to have a conversation with him YOU MUST START IT because if you say hi to Jacob he will only say hi back, but if you start a conversation he is either charming, or happily stupid. Known to be a bigot if talking about things he hates... Country music, Texas, illegal immigration, not forcing vaccines on new immigrants.----------

Person: Hi

Jacob: (low monotone voice) Hey.

by Jeansandhoodies February 12, 2015

Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Jacob

That nice kid who is always for the boys but acts a little to gay at times that people think he really is. He also is very optimistic about his sports teams even though they are shit. At first he seems weird but once you get to know them Jacob’s are very nice people.

“I think that kid Jacob is gay.”

Jacob always thinks the Celtics are gonna win.

by 12344678/);?4).! February 25, 2021