Blobcident

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.

Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.

by ESP February 27, 2008

blobulous

having no definitive shape; Large Mass with no definitive shape. Description of a rotund mass.

Since I've been eating twinkies I'm feeling quite blobulous.

by Jethro Pu September 7, 2009

Blobber

One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.

Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.

by MrGB December 19, 2013

blobviously

both blatently and ovbviously fused together.

Bob: so do you like jane?
Gregory: blobviously! she is sexilicious

by Tom Simmons March 10, 2009

Blobby Knob

When the penis is infected and is oozeing puss.

King Henry VIII had a very Blobby Knob!

by Spermicidal Maniac May 18, 2009

Blobfish

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.

Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.

by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.

OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together

by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019