Blobcident 

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.

Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.

Blobcident by ESP February 27, 2008

blaccident 

Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.

Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.

Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!

blaccident by Big Baby Buc October 16, 2014

Blaccident 

When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.

I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!

Blaccident by JenJaxon December 3, 2011

Blaccident 

When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.

John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'

Blaccident by LaGoat October 27, 2011

Blaccident 

An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.

Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.

Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.

Driver: You're a racist!

Passenger: yes, yes I am.

Blaccident by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole December 9, 2011

Blaccident 

When you accidentally culturally appropriate African American culture or slang

White Person: Ayo dawg we finna act up tonight!
Other White Person: Oopsie Josh, you just had a blaccident!

Blaccident by Mckeydees May 5, 2021

Blaccident 

Giving birth to a black child or making a mistake when you are black

Otis gave birth to a black child!

Oh no, it seems he has made a blaccident

Blaccident by My little pony fleshlight December 4, 2022