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Blobcident 

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.
Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.
Blobcident by ESP February 27, 2008
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blaccident 

Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.

Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.
Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!
blaccident by Big Baby Buc October 16, 2014
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Blaccident 

When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.
I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!
Blaccident by JenJaxon December 3, 2011

Blaccident 

When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.
John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'
Blaccident by LaGoat October 27, 2011

Blaccident 

An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.
Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.

Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.

Driver: You're a racist!

Passenger: yes, yes I am.

Blaccident 

When you accidentally culturally appropriate African American culture or slang
White Person: Ayo dawg we finna act up tonight!
Other White Person: Oopsie Josh, you just had a blaccident!
Blaccident by Mckeydees May 5, 2021

Blaccident 

Giving birth to a black child or making a mistake when you are black
Otis gave birth to a black child!

Oh no, it seems he has made a blaccident
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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