Thumb Club

The club one joins after having inserted his thumb into his wife or girlfriend's anus while have doggy style intercourse.

Dude, I joined the thumb club with this chick last night when I was pounding her doggy style.

I joined the thumb club with this girls last night. Check out my chocolate wedding ring. lt came with a corn kernel diamond.

by Dr. Brown finger November 9, 2013

thumb

The opposable fifth finger ....

"Should have put your thumb over the end of it" was the quote of the year at Dysart Golf Club on 07/06/2017 ....

by Bondee May 26, 2018

Smokers thumb

When you have a callus on the side of your thumb from lighting a lighter so often

Sam: doesn't it hurt to light your lighter so much?

Max: Naahh man I've got a smokers thumb

by yeeeaaaah December 9, 2011

Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.

Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)

by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017

Street fighter thumb

The painful condition on the inside of your thumb you get when playing too many rounds of Street fighter back to back.

We played to fifty wins, so the next morning I had major street fighter thumb.

by The silverback at rio May 21, 2010

Thumb ring

A thumb ring is often warn as a sign of power. Traditionally it was worn by archers to protect their thumb during rapid firing. Although often misunderstood as a statement of sexuality, the thumb ring symbolizes strength and courage.

The archer equipped his thumb ring in preparation for battle.

by The Realest John Galt June 5, 2015

Thumb Count Coercion

The process of reading a definition on Urban Dictionary and finding it clever until you check the thumb ratings and see it is generally not liked. In the following moments you tell yourself it wasn't ever that funny in deep shame.

Works in the opposite sense also.

See peer pressure.

"Beat Feet ha! That's clever!
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."

"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"

by MyoidenRamre June 24, 2009