Spepper

Salt and pepper mixed together in the same Jack Daniels Old No.7 brand 1/2 pint bottle.

Please pass the spepper.

by anonymous May 8, 2025

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Spelpdesk

Helpdesk´s special team consisting of down and autistic people where your call will be transfered if you wont stop being fuckin retarded.

Person 1: Did you finished the ticket?
Person 2: No, its down with Spelpdesk

by CZEITGUY October 22, 2025

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A highly unconventional and risqué intimate act between two men, involving the docking of their penises (where the foreskins or glans are pressed together) while simultaneously inserting a thin wooden or metal skewer into each other's urethra for added sensation or novelty. Often performed in jest or as an extreme dare, it combines elements of urethral play (sounding) with mutual genital contact, emphasizing trust, precision, and a shared sense of absurd adventure.

Prep the Players: Gather two willing participants (the "skewermates"). Ensure both are circumcised or have retractable foreskins for easy docking. Trim nails, shave if needed, and do a full hygiene ritual—urethras are sensitive real estate.
Select Your Skewers: Opt for smooth, sterile metal skewers (like medical-grade sounding rods, 4-6mm diameter) or polished wooden ones (bamboo cocktail skewers work in a pinch, but sterilize with alcohol). Length: 4-6 inches to avoid deep insertion risks. Lube 'em up generously with sterile water-based lubricant.
Positioning: Face each other standing or kneeling, legs apart for balance. Gently dock by pressing glans together—foreskin optional for that snug fit. Hold steady with one hand; think of it like syncing two USB ports.
The Insertion: Starting shallow (1-2 cm), one partner guides the skewer's tip into the other's urethral opening while maintaining dock contact

"The bachelor party's dare escalated to skewping with cocktail skewers—talk about a piercing memory!"

by Richard Jamm October 30, 2025

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moutian spew

Where you throw up a whole moutian of pruke, most likely after a long nite of drinkin

Hey joe go check out that moutian spew over there that ryan left for you

by pruke man 1000 August 18, 2009

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gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

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