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1. Anything but a mountain
2. An elderly, bearded fellow who lives in wooded areas, foothills, or mountain tops.
Ol' Moutian
Moutian by Wolf Swag July 14, 2011
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moutian spew 

Where you throw up a whole moutian of pruke, most likely after a long nite of drinkin
Hey joe go check out that moutian spew over there that ryan left for you
moutian spew by pruke man 1000 August 18, 2009
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moutain dew 

The most ultimate pop/soda/soft drink. It`s known for its high level of caffine, but come on when it's early in the morning we all need a good jolt.
Alex woke up at 2:00am and drank some moutain dew to wake up.
moutain dew by Ed187 July 4, 2008

Smokey moutain 

When you blow flavored vape vapor into your sexual partners anal cavity.
There I was, i gave my boyfriend a Smokey moutain .
Smokey moutain by JDUF June 29, 2017

Rovick Francis Montiano 

you have Rovick Francis Montiano disease.

Mature moutaining 

When The male/female maturely mountains the partners back, Much like sex and humping, BUT the person on top, has their bum in the air like a mountain, and the person below does the thrusting actions
"Mature moutaining"
Mature moutaining by cownipple September 5, 2011
One who possesses the ability to troll without consideration of anything else but the prank itself. A moutain is always observing people to find leverage to troll. Also a jerk at times. Synonym (Troll)
I now have to take the sticky saran wrap of my car after that moutain chose to wrap my truck in saran wrap on scorching hot summer day. What a moutain...
Moutain by LandsharkWolfebane December 4, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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