moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.

Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!

by D Kremer June 3, 2017

pete pattenden

A man who likes the company of other males and young children. He also fancies liberty.

Pete pattenden is a gay nonce

by Big Jenny G May 3, 2018

Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..

Tilly Patterson

by Sohieblol123 May 19, 2018

Liv patterson

a mean girl who loves control? oof

Liv Patterson is mean.

by killmeplzzz May 24, 2018