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Get-There-itis

Noun: a sickness usually but not limited to the Aviation world. Get-There-itis is usually defined as disregard for any safety concerns because you are on a time crunch or in a hurry to get to your destination. Usually a pilot suffering from this will skip steps in the checklist, breach protocols, or do things in a haphazard way that may endanger the lives of everyone on board just to save a few minutes on the ground.
Person 1: You know there were a lot of factors at play in the crash of AF4590.
Person 2: yea mate I wounder if Get-There-itis played a part in it.
Person 1: Who knows but RIP to all who died.
Person 1: yea big F
by JetBlastSST April 28, 2022
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The Baxter Theorem

When someone "likes" you and you don't like them back but feel pressured to tell them you do as to not hurt their feelings.
"Baxter": I like you
You: I.. Uh... like you too

*later on the phone*

Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem
by Spuddy06 January 4, 2019
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He’s over there

A stupid ass callout that only low iq cod players use to point out an enemy.
Dumbass: Yo He’s over there
Player: Fucking where
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why are there so many definitions of this

so it looks like I'm the only one making definitions for this word?
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why is nobody making definitions of "why are there so many definitions of this"
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021
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Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
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He's over there

The best callout to use in a video game. Your teammates will always know where the enemy is from this one callout. No mic needed to tell them what room just say over there. You can also say he's one hit for an even better callout.
"OMG he's over there."
"Bro thanks so much let me wallbang him."
by therealJiDion March 23, 2022
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The Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony July 20, 2022
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