Heema Hoffin

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...

"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

by Stevie Clancmcgee May 10, 2007

kaila hoff

sooo funnny and great friend. aw, mad cool. chill girl, be her friend. she's fun. guys like to bang her all night long? oh, alright. bangable, sexable, fuckable. you can trust her fuhr sure

let's go to kaila hoff's house, cuz she's bangable and fun

by georgy smith January 15, 2008

hoffman high school

A place where you can find omar the chargerless nigga. The ghettoest a school can get.

White guy 1:"I swear if you mess with me ima drown you in the hoffman high school pool"
white guy 2: "no please!... the fish have guns!"

by arazzi January 25, 2014

Dirty Hoffman

a) Someone who is most likely a pedophile or possible stalker. Typically this type of pedophile speaks with their eyes shut and monotone.

b) It could also be used as a kinky sex position.

Ex. A) Dude, that guy over there is a total Dirty Hoffman.

Ex. B) Do you want to try the Dirty Hoffman tonight? Ok, put your legs behind your head and let's do this.

by DBagger December 19, 2012

heffa

a word dasha uses to call people mean nasty things because she like to call people mean and nasty thing

dasha said, "what you say heffa!?"

by biglydogg March 8, 2004

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

Hoff

A guy who lives with his parents past the age of 40. He still dresses in all the latest high school styles, vapes, and rides around playing the latest hip hop mumble rap crap at high volume.

Claims to have multiple girlfriends yet his friends have not seen him date a girl since he was 17.

Look at the old creepy fucker talking about himself to the high school cheerleaders. He’s such a Hoff.

by Rotten roadkill November 25, 2019